Tuesday,
November 19th, 2002,
Staten Island, NY-
Wigger Shows Love:
Glad to hear Jay's feeling ok, so now that
he's ok, it's time to show him some Champion love.....
Top 12 reasons why Jay had high blood pressure
count:
12. Frogs said having a patch with a tree on
his arm doesn't make him a real cop...
11. Saw someone urinating on his beloved
weeping willow tree in Clove Lake Park...
10. Saw Louie's ultra-white ass, which is
white enough to have HELEN KELLER admitted for sensitivity to light...
9. Had flashbacks of some of DC's throws to
first...
8. Saw a profile of Grapes' belly and said
to himself, "Is this what really happens when policemen retire?"...
7. Ate some of Lulu's arroz con pollo, made
with slightly more than a pinch of salt...
6. Saw that I was batting ahead of him on
the lineup card...
5. Realized that Frogs average for the fall
season is higher than his...
4. Has had recurring nightmares of Diesel
chasing him around in his black tights...
3. Realized he has a family bigger than
Switzerland's army...
2. Maritza gave him Christmas wish list
for his "small army"...
1. Ronnie brought over some of Louisa's
homemade bacalaitos and Stevie ate them all...
Much love to my freaks,
wigger....
Frogs
Adds More Love:
Now that's some funny shit...
may I add one more...
13.. Numerous calls from Jellystone Park... Yogi wants the fat little
Rican dresssed in the bear suit to stop stealing his picnic baskets...
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