The REAL Brady Bunch:

DC, here's a story for the website (sing it to the tune of the Brady Bunch...)

here's the story, of a lovely 2nd basemen,
who couldn't hit the side of a 20 foot barn,
on the other side, was a less than slim shortstop,
who could eat his way out of any hole,
and at the hot corner, was a gnome,
with a glove you'd swear was made of gold,
at first was the best scooper, but somehow
he couldn't catch a looper,
and in the outfield there was a left fielder,
who could throw punches as well as he throws balls,
to his left, was the token jew,
and to his left, was lefty lou,
now we come to right field, the scrappiest fellow you'd ever meet,
they say his throws would bounce at your feet,
but we all know diesel's full of sheeeeet.
till the one day when we finally got some pitching,
and we finally stopped hearing frog's bitching,
about how, we couldn't run down a 400 foot pop-up,
and we finally stopped having to watch tommy pitch mop-up,
we became champs, fall season champs, that's the way
we became fall season champs!!!

-ralph